Ask The People: “My friend likes the arrangement of your teeth,” and other chat up gems
The above is an actual chat up line that was used recently. It seems we’ve progressed (or not) from the good ole “What’s your name?” or “Do you come here often?” to some of these gems that have been submitted:
Source: hercampus.com
“A few years ago, a guy threw himself on the bus floor, looked up at me and said: ‘Look how me fall fuh yuh already…’ smiling sweetly with his gold teeth.”
“A guy came to talk to me because he liked my nose.”
“One of my exes told me that she was at a bar with her girls, and one dude came over with a drink. He took out a bit of ice, smashed it on the bar and then said: ‘Now that I have broken the ice, hi my name is…’ I had to respect that one.”
“I had a guy tell me that I was young and good looking now, but eventually I will grow old etc, so I’ll need to be with someone from now who loves me regardless.”
“One guy in Jamaica: ‘Yuh eye bright like diamond and yuh lips red like ruby.’ “
“A guy told me that even if the lights came on in the rave, he would still carry on talking to me. Oh wow thanks!”
“Just yesterday this guy, after harping on for a while about what he could do for me, the places he could take me, how we should see if our ‘formulas’ fit, said ‘give me your number – I’ll treat you right… I won’t call you when you’re with your man.’ “
“That I’m EVEN as pretty as my friend. Oh gee thanks…”
“I don’t remember properly, as it was my friend who heard it more clearly, but apparently a guy (in Jamaica) said something about drinking my bath water…”
“In Spain, a guy climbed and hung out of the window of his friend’s moving car and screamed out ‘I COULD BE YOUR SLAAAAVE!!!’ “
“A guy walked up to me and said in the coarsest Jamaican accent: ‘Yo – me waaan breed yu.’ “
Don’t you just feel special after reading all of those??? Any other lines that have been used on you Lurvlees?
