You Know You’ve Been ‘Friendzoned’ When…
… She calls you to complain about other dudes
… She tries to hook you up with her friends
… She is asking you to go shopping so she can pick out something nice for her date that night
… You only give him a Google voice number or email
… You can only speak at certain times
… They’re touching you up all the time feeling, your bald head, but cringe when you hold them by the waist when walking
… She only wanna hang out in a group setting
… It’s been 5 dates and you haven’t gotten a kiss
… “I really value your friendship, I’m so glad we’re friends”
… She changes clothes in front of you like you one her girl friends
… “Do you think guys will like this dress?”
… She asks you if you have any single friends for her
… She’s asking you advice on how to deal with the guy she’s messing with
… She gets mad at you when you call late and she asks “Do you know what time it is?”
… She burps, farts, or anything thing like that around you
… She straight out says “You’re like my brother…”
… She knows about your past and how you used to do women, and she thinks you will do her the same way. She wants you but she acts like she don’t.
It’s funny how the all the comments are from the view of the woman doing it to the man. Don’t guys also put girls in the friendzone??